The Densa Quiz!
How dumb are you???? Take this quiz,if you dare, and see!
Most answers are numeric,that is 1, 45, 72, etc. Scoring is as
follows:
Correct Answers Rating
12 Genius
10-11 Above Normal
7-9 Normal
4-6 Slow
1-3 Idiot
0 Brain dead
Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Yes or No
How many birth days does the average man have?
Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
How many outs are there in an inning?
Can a California man be legally married to his widow's sister?
Yes or No
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every
half hour.
How many minutes would the pills last?
A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down
and die. How many sheep are left standing?
How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10' tall. What does he weigh?
How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
The Densa Test, Your Evaluation
Is there a fourth of July in England?
Yes! You answered [ ] It comes after the third
of July!
You got this one wrong!
How many birth days does the average man have?
1 Just one!
You answered [ ]
You got this one wrong!
Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
12, all of them! - You answered [ ]
Even January has 28 days!
You got this one wrong!
How many outs are there in an inning?
6 - You answered [ ]
Three per side!
You got this one wrong!
Can a California man be legally married to his widow's sister?
No - You answered [ ]
Because he is dead! There is no legal precedence for a dead man
to marry (I know, a stretch)!
You got this one wrong!
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70 - You answered [ ]
You got this one wrong!
Now pay close attention, or your math teacher will be upset with
you:
30 divided by 2 equals 15, 30 divided by 1/2 equals 60 (did you
forget about inverting and
multiplying?), add 10 and get 70!
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how
many do you have?
2 - You answered [ ]
You took them, remember?
You got this one wrong!
A doctor gives you three pills telling you to
take one every half hour.
How many minutes would the pills last?
60. - You answered [ ]
Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30
minutes for the 3rd. The effects of the pills will last for 90
minutes, but in 60 minutes, the pills are gone!
You got this one wrong!
A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and
all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left
standing?
9 - You answered [ ]
If 8 out of 17 die, all but 9 die, eh? (Keeping
the dead sheep doesn't count!)
You got this one wrong!
How many members of each animal did Moses take
on the ark?
0 - You answered [ ]
Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!
You got this one wrong!
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall.
What does he weigh?
meat - You answered [ ]
A butcher's clerk weighs meat, how else does he
know what to charge?! (The butcher only cuts it, eh?)
You got this one wrong!
How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12 There are 12 2-cent stamps in a dozen! - You
answered [ ]
You know, a dozen is 12!
You got this one wrong!
Your Score
You scored 0 out of 12 - You are Brain dead!